What do a sword and a peanut butter sandwich have in common? Nothing really, but a man in Winter Haven, Florida was recently arrested for using both to attack two women. According to police, 50 year-old Mark C. Miller came outside with a 4-foot sword claiming to be disturbed by two women in front of his home. He had also been eating a peanut butter sandwich that he smeared in one woman’s face after pointing the sword at the stomach of the other woman who was pregnant. He was eventually arrested and while in the back of the cop car, he allegedly ripped the seat apart with his teeth.

WTF?